A very important Chromium extension that does the lord's work: replacing every instance of "Microsoft" with "Microslop" on every web page you visit. Yes, every single one. You're welcome.
Because someone had to do it.
It crawls through every text node on every page like a gremlin and swaps out "Microsoft" for "Microslop". It even preserves your precious capitalization — "MICROSOFT" becomes "MICROSLOP", "Microsoft" becomes "Microslop", you get the idea. It's not rocket science, but it is essential.
Also watches for new content loading in, so dynamically rendered pages can't escape the sloppification. Nice try, SPAs.
- Clone this bad boy
- Go to
chrome://extensions - Enable "Developer mode" (you're a developer now, congrats)
- Click "Load unpacked" and point it at this folder
- Browse the web in peace
- Replaces "Microsoft" with "Microslop" (duh)
- Preserves capitalization (we're sloppy, not animals)
- Works on dynamically loaded content via MutationObserver (fancy)
- Runs on literally every URL. No page is safe
This extension has zero practical value and that's the point.
