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3 changes: 3 additions & 0 deletions _data/navigation.yml
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- url: /overview/
title: Keboola Overview

- url: /silly/
title: The Silly Page

- url: /tutorial/
title: Getting Started Tutorial
items:
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---
title: The Silly Page
slug: 'silly'
description: A lighthearted, completely unofficial corner of the Keboola docs for when your pipelines are running and you just need a smile.
---

Welcome to the silliest page in the entire Keboola documentation. No SLAs, no
schemas, no schedules—just a place to take a breath while your jobs churn away
in the background.

:::tip
This page does not configure anything, break anything, or bill anything. It is
100% read-only good vibes.
:::

## A Data Engineer's Daily Affirmations

- My pipelines are valid, even when they fail.
- Every `NULL` is just a value waiting to find itself.
- I will not blame the extractor. (It was probably the extractor.)
- Today I will close at least one of my 47 open browser tabs.

## The Five Stages of a Failed Job

1. **Denial** — "It worked on my workspace."
2. **Anger** — "Who touched the input mapping?!"
3. **Bargaining** — "I'll just re-run it one more time."
4. **Depression** — staring at the logs in silence.
5. **Acceptance** — opening the [support form](https://help.keboola.com/management/support/).

## Frequently Unasked Questions

**Q: Can I schedule a Flow to bring me coffee?**
A: Not yet. But you can schedule everything else, so consider it a roadmap item.

**Q: How many transformations is too many?**
A: One more than you currently have.

**Q: Is this page in the search index?**
A: Probably. Pagefind indexes joy too.

:::caution[Productivity Warning]
Reading this page will not make your data warehouse faster. It might, however,
make your day slightly better.
:::

## Now Get Back To Work

Your data is not going to transform itself. (Well, with [Flows](/flows/) it
kind of will, but you get the idea.) Head back to the [overview](/overview/)
when you're ready to be productive again.
1 change: 1 addition & 0 deletions src/sidebar.mjs
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export const sidebar = [
{ label: "Home", slug: "index" },
{ slug: "overview" },
{ slug: "silly" },
{
label: "Getting Started Tutorial",
collapsed: true,
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