Meow-Now: Self-Hosted Cat Voicemail System

A voice-based automated call tree system that turns your phone number into a cat-themed interactive experience. Callers can choose between:

1. Meow Mockery - Real-time voice-to-meow converter that mimics the caller's pitch and rhythm (max 60 seconds)
2. Talkative Cats - Multiple cat personalities that deliver 15-second monologues

Perfect for pranks, art projects, or just having fun with your phone number!

Features

• Zero per-minute costs - Fully self-hosted, no cloud API fees
• Real-time pitch/rhythm matching - Meows that actually mock the caller's voice
• Multiple cat personalities - Grumpy, Wise, Anxious, and Diva cats with unique voices
• Ollama LLM integration - Dynamic cat responses using your local LLM over Tailscale
• Docker/Unraid ready - Easy deployment with docker-compose
• Professional IVR system - Call tree routing with audio prompts
• Local TTS - Piper and Coqui TTS support, no cloud required

🆕 Status: Ready for Production Deployment!

Just Completed:

• ✅ Realistic cat meow generation (5 different meow types: short, long, trill, chirp, yowl)
• ✅ Complete IVR system with audio prompts
• ✅ Production-ready Docker setup with Asterisk
• ✅ Comprehensive deployment guide (DEPLOYMENT.md)
• ✅ Automated setup scripts (scripts/setup_audio.py, scripts/deploy.sh)
• ✅ Full Asterisk integration with AGI server
• ✅ All service modules implemented and tested

See DEPLOYMENT.md for complete production deployment instructions!

Demo

☎️  Caller dials your number
    ↓
🎵  "Welcome to Meow Now! Press 1 for meow mockery, 2 for talkative cats"
    ↓
1️⃣  Option 1: Meow Mockery
    - Caller talks for up to 60 seconds
    - System analyzes pitch and rhythm
    - Plays back REALISTIC cat meows matching their voice (not robotic!)
    - Uses advanced waveform synthesis with harmonics
    - Automatic hangup after playback
    ↓
2️⃣  Option 2: Talkative Cats
    - System picks random cat personality
    - Cat delivers 15-second monologue (via Ollama LLM or pre-written)
    - Grumpy cat complains about delayed dinner
    - Wise cat shares philosophical insights
    - Anxious cat panics about the vacuum
    - Diva cat demands proper admiration
    - Automatic hangup

Architecture

NumberBarn Phone Number (SIP Trunk)
          ↓
   Asterisk (Docker Container)
          ↓
   Python Flask App (AGI Server)
          ↓
   ├─ Voice Analyzer (pitch/rhythm detection)
   ├─ Meow Synthesizer (real-time generation)
   ├─ Cat Personalities (Ollama LLM)
   └─ Local TTS (Piper/Coqui)

Prerequisites

• Unraid server (or any Docker host)
• Phone number with NumberBarn (~$2-5/month)
• Static IP or DDNS for your home network
• Port forwarding on your router (5060 UDP, 10000-10099 UDP)
• (Optional) Ollama running on local network/Tailscale

Quick Start

Test Locally First (No Phone Required!)

Try it on your laptop using your microphone:

# 1. Install dependencies
pip install -r requirements.txt

# 2. Start test interface
python test_interface.py

# 3. Open browser
# Go to: http://localhost:5001

# 4. Click "Start Call" and test!

See TESTING.md for complete local testing guide.

Deploy to Production

See QUICKSTART.md for detailed setup instructions.

# 1. Clone repository
git clone [this-repo-url]
cd meow-now

# 2. Configure
cp .env.example .env
nano .env  # Add your Ollama URL if using

# 3. Deploy with Docker
docker-compose up -d

# 4. Configure NumberBarn
# Set call forwarding to: sip:YOUR_IP:5060

# 5. Call your number!

Documentation

• TESTING.md - Test locally with your laptop microphone (start here!)
• QUICKSTART.md - Get running in 15 minutes
• docs/SETUP.md - Complete setup guide with troubleshooting
• docs/NUMBERBARN.md - NumberBarn SIP configuration
• CHECKLIST.md - Setup verification checklist
• ARCHITECTURE.md - System architecture and design

Project Structure

meow-now/
├── app.py                      # Main Flask application
├── agi_server.py              # AGI server for Asterisk integration
├── config/
│   ├── asterisk/              # Asterisk dialplan configurations
│   └── settings.py            # Application settings
├── services/
│   ├── ivr.py                 # IVR call tree logic
│   ├── voice_analyzer.py      # Pitch/rhythm detection
│   ├── meow_generator.py      # Meow synthesis engine
│   └── cat_personalities.py   # Cat character definitions
├── audio/
│   ├── prompts/               # IVR menu prompts
│   └── cats/                  # Pre-generated cat audio
├── models/                    # Local TTS models
├── docs/                      # Setup documentation
└── requirements.txt

Cat Personalities

The system includes 4 unique cat personalities:

1. Grumpy Cat 😾

• Personality: Perpetually annoyed, sarcastic, complaining
• Voice: Lower pitch, slower speaking rate
• Topics: Delayed dinner, uncomfortable furniture, noisy neighbors
• Example: "Dinner is THREE MINUTES LATE. Do you have any idea how unacceptable this is?"

2. Wise Cat 🧘‍♂️

• Personality: Philosophical, zen master, calm and patient
• Voice: Slightly lower pitch, contemplative pace
• Topics: Perfect napping, philosophy of the red dot, patience in hunting
• Example: "The red dot teaches us profound truths. We chase, yet never catch. Embrace the chase itself."

3. Anxious Cat 😰

• Personality: Nervous, worried, catastrophizing everything
• Voice: Higher pitch, faster speaking rate
• Topics: Suspicious sounds, vacuum cleaner fears, routine changes
• Example: "Oh no oh NO! The vacuum! It's in the closet! What if today's the day?!"

4. Diva Cat 💅

• Personality: Dramatic, demanding royal treatment, theatrical
• Voice: Higher pitch, dramatic delivery
• Topics: Proper admiration, tuna presentation standards, being fabulous
• Example: "Darling, I'm STUNNING. You can't just glance and move on. I deserve better!"

Configuration

Environment Variables

Key settings in .env:

# Ollama Integration (optional)
OLLAMA_URL=http://your-tailscale-host:11434

# Audio Settings
SAMPLE_RATE=8000
MAX_RECORDING_DURATION=60
CAT_MONOLOGUE_DURATION=15

# TTS Engine
TTS_ENGINE=piper  # Options: piper, coqui

# Cat Personalities (enable/disable)
ENABLE_GRUMPY_CAT=True
ENABLE_WISE_CAT=True
ENABLE_ANXIOUS_CAT=True
ENABLE_DIVA_CAT=True

# Voice Analysis
PITCH_DETECTION_METHOD=praat  # Options: praat, aubio
MEOW_BASE_PITCH=300
MEOW_PITCH_VARIANCE=0.3

See docs/SETUP.md for complete configuration reference.

Deployment Options

Option 1: Docker Compose (Recommended)

docker-compose up -d

Includes both Meow-Now app and Asterisk in containers.

Option 2: Unraid Community App

1. Add container via Unraid Docker UI
2. Configure port mappings and volumes
3. Start container

Option 3: Standalone Python

pip install -r requirements.txt
python app.py

Requires separate Asterisk installation.

Development

Project Structure

meow-now/
├── app.py                      # Flask web interface & startup
├── agi_server.py              # AGI server for Asterisk integration
├── config/
│   ├── asterisk/              # Asterisk configurations
│   │   ├── extensions.conf    # Dialplan routing
│   │   ├── sip.conf          # SIP trunk config
│   │   └── manager.conf      # AMI configuration
│   └── settings.py            # Application settings
├── services/
│   ├── ivr.py                 # IVR call tree logic
│   ├── voice_analyzer.py      # Pitch/rhythm detection
│   ├── meow_generator.py      # Meow synthesis engine
│   └── cat_personalities.py   # Cat character definitions
├── scripts/
│   └── generate_audio_prompts.py  # TTS audio generator
├── audio/
│   ├── prompts/               # IVR menu audio files
│   ├── cats/                  # Pre-generated cat audio
│   ├── recordings/            # Caller recordings (temp)
│   └── generated/             # Generated meows (temp)
├── models/
│   ├── piper/                 # Piper TTS models
│   └── coqui/                 # Coqui TTS models
├── docs/
│   ├── SETUP.md              # Complete setup guide
│   └── NUMBERBARN.md         # NumberBarn configuration
├── Dockerfile                 # Docker image definition
├── docker-compose.yml         # Multi-container setup
├── requirements.txt           # Python dependencies
└── .env.example              # Configuration template

Adding New Cat Personalities

1. Edit services/cat_personalities.py
2. Create new class inheriting from CatPersonality
3. Define personality traits, topics, and fallback monologues
4. Add to CAT_REGISTRY
5. Enable in .env: ENABLE_YOUR_CAT=True

Example:

class SassyCat(CatPersonality):
    def __init__(self):
        super().__init__(
            name="Sassy",
            voice_pitch=1.05,
            speaking_rate=1.1,
            personality_prompt="You are a sassy, witty cat...",
            topics=["topic1", "topic2"]
        )

Running Tests

# Test AGI server
python -m pytest tests/test_agi.py

# Test voice analyzer
python -m pytest tests/test_voice.py

# Test meow generator
python -m pytest tests/test_meow.py

Troubleshooting

Common Issues

Issue	Solution
No incoming calls	Check port forwarding and SIP registration
One-way audio	Forward RTP ports 10000-10099 UDP
Meow mockery silent	Check recording directory permissions
Cats not talking	Verify Piper model exists, check TTS logs
Ollama not connecting	Test connection, verify Tailscale network

See docs/SETUP.md for detailed troubleshooting.

Performance

Tested on:

• Unraid server (i5-8400, 16GB RAM)
• Concurrent calls: 5+ simultaneous
• CPU usage: ~10-15% per call
• RAM usage: ~200MB base + 50MB per call

Optimizations:

• Use Piper TTS (lighter than Coqui)
• Disable Ollama for static responses
• Adjust pitch detection sensitivity

Security

• Change default passwords in config/asterisk/manager.conf
• Don't expose Flask port (5000) to internet
• Use strong SIP passwords
• Enable fail2ban for SIP brute force protection
• Consider VPN for administrative access

Contributing

Contributions welcome! Ideas:

• Additional cat personalities
• Multi-language support
• Web dashboard for call analytics
• SMS notifications when calls received
• Integration with other LLM providers
• Voice effects and filters

Roadmap

• Web dashboard for monitoring calls
• Call recording and playback
• Multi-language IVR menus
• Integration with GPT-4 for cat responses
• Voice cloning for custom cat voices
• SMS/email notifications
• Analytics and call statistics

Credits

Built with:

• Asterisk - Open-source PBX
• Piper TTS - Fast, local TTS
• Parselmouth - Praat voice analysis
• Flask - Python web framework
• Ollama - Local LLM runtime

License

MIT License - See LICENSE file for details.

Support

• Issues: GitHub Issues
• Discussions: GitHub Discussions
• Documentation: docs/

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Made with ❤️ and 😺 by cat enthusiasts, for cat enthusiasts.