diff --git a/config/commands.js b/config/commands.js
index ed3e3257..ec3ecab6 100644
--- a/config/commands.js
+++ b/config/commands.js
@@ -59,6 +59,13 @@ const commands = {
       const description = whoisRoot;
       term.printArt("rootvc-square");
       term.stylePrint(description);
+    } else if (name == "new_associate") {
+      term.printArt("new_associate");
+      term.stylePrint("\r\nHenry Head, Associate (maybe)");
+      term.stylePrint("https://www.linkedin.com/in/jebhenryhead/\r\n");
+      term.stylePrint(
+        "Henry was previously on the Model Policy team at OpenAI, working on AI safety systems. He is a builder, angel investor through Queen City Angels, and has a BA in Government from Claremont McKenna College."
+      );
     } else if (Object.keys(team).includes(name)) {
       const person = team[name];
       term.printArt(name);
@@ -159,6 +166,24 @@ const commands = {
     term.stylePrint(`(Robot voice): ${message}`);
   },
 
+  cowsay: function (args) {
+    const message = args.join(" ") || "moo";
+    const msgLen = message.length;
+    const top = " " + "_".repeat(msgLen + 2);
+    const bottom = " " + "-".repeat(msgLen + 2);
+    const cow = [
+      `< ${message} >`,
+      bottom,
+      "        \\   ^__^",
+      "         \\  (oo)\\_______",
+      "            (__)\\       )\\/\\",
+      "                ||----w |",
+      "                ||     ||",
+    ];
+    term.writeln(top);
+    cow.forEach((line) => term.writeln(line));
+  },
+
   pwd: function () {
     term.stylePrint("/" + term.cwd.replaceAll("~", `home/${term.user}`));
   },
diff --git a/images/new_associate.png b/images/new_associate.png
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..2c55a35a
Binary files /dev/null and b/images/new_associate.png differ
diff --git a/js/ascii-art.js b/js/ascii-art.js
index 16fd46af..ae5ede47 100644
--- a/js/ascii-art.js
+++ b/js/ascii-art.js
@@ -24,6 +24,8 @@ function preloadASCIIArt() {
   for (p of people) {
     _loadArt(p, 1.0, term.cols >= 60 ? 0.5 : 1.0, 'png', true);
   }
+  // Easter egg
+  _loadArt("new_associate", 1.0, term.cols >= 60 ? 0.5 : 1.0, 'png', true);
 }
 
 // TODO: Here is where we should insert alternatives to ASCII as text