From fbba6eace35a8f7554c287c6877bf18bc7117d87 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: DEV-110 Date: Tue, 13 May 2025 13:53:43 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] replacing the jokes --- README.md | 9 +++++---- 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-) diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index 3a62a39..74aae61 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1,10 +1,11 @@ # programmer-jokes -In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion. +- Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. -There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't. +- Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#. -An SEO expert walked into a bar, pub, liquor store, brewery, alcohol, beer, whiskey, vodka... +- How do you comfort a JavaScript developer? You console them. -Why did the two functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments. +- Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays. +- Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.