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 # programmer-jokes
 
-In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.
+- Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
 
-There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
+- Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#.
 
-An SEO expert walked into a bar, pub, liquor store, brewery, alcohol, beer, whiskey, vodka...
+- How do you comfort a JavaScript developer? You console them.
 
-Why did the two functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments.
+- Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays.
 
+- Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.