From 4952633d6d2a1bd4dd1344e97ad06730246ff788 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: v0agent <it+v0agent@vercel.com>
Date: Tue, 23 Jun 2026 12:17:09 +0000
Subject: [PATCH] feat: add "The Silly Page" navigation item and documentation

Added a new navigation item and created a fun, unofficial documentation page.

Co-authored-by: Jordan Burger <29617424+jordanrburger@users.noreply.github.com>
---
 _data/navigation.yml            |  3 ++
 src/content/docs/silly/index.md | 51 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 src/sidebar.mjs                 |  1 +
 3 files changed, 55 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 src/content/docs/silly/index.md

diff --git a/_data/navigation.yml b/_data/navigation.yml
index ab499ddb3..ff1b324f1 100644
--- a/_data/navigation.yml
+++ b/_data/navigation.yml
@@ -5,6 +5,9 @@ items:
   - url: /overview/
     title: Keboola Overview
 
+  - url: /silly/
+    title: The Silly Page
+
   - url: /tutorial/
     title: Getting Started Tutorial
     items:
diff --git a/src/content/docs/silly/index.md b/src/content/docs/silly/index.md
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..570654c11
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/content/docs/silly/index.md
@@ -0,0 +1,51 @@
+---
+title: The Silly Page
+slug: 'silly'
+description: A lighthearted, completely unofficial corner of the Keboola docs for when your pipelines are running and you just need a smile.
+---
+
+Welcome to the silliest page in the entire Keboola documentation. No SLAs, no
+schemas, no schedules—just a place to take a breath while your jobs churn away
+in the background.
+
+:::tip
+This page does not configure anything, break anything, or bill anything. It is
+100% read-only good vibes.
+:::
+
+## A Data Engineer's Daily Affirmations
+
+- My pipelines are valid, even when they fail.
+- Every `NULL` is just a value waiting to find itself.
+- I will not blame the extractor. (It was probably the extractor.)
+- Today I will close at least one of my 47 open browser tabs.
+
+## The Five Stages of a Failed Job
+
+1. **Denial** — "It worked on my workspace."
+2. **Anger** — "Who touched the input mapping?!"
+3. **Bargaining** — "I'll just re-run it one more time."
+4. **Depression** — staring at the logs in silence.
+5. **Acceptance** — opening the [support form](https://help.keboola.com/management/support/).
+
+## Frequently Unasked Questions
+
+**Q: Can I schedule a Flow to bring me coffee?**
+A: Not yet. But you can schedule everything else, so consider it a roadmap item.
+
+**Q: How many transformations is too many?**
+A: One more than you currently have.
+
+**Q: Is this page in the search index?**
+A: Probably. Pagefind indexes joy too.
+
+:::caution[Productivity Warning]
+Reading this page will not make your data warehouse faster. It might, however,
+make your day slightly better.
+:::
+
+## Now Get Back To Work
+
+Your data is not going to transform itself. (Well, with [Flows](/flows/) it
+kind of will, but you get the idea.) Head back to the [overview](/overview/)
+when you're ready to be productive again.
diff --git a/src/sidebar.mjs b/src/sidebar.mjs
index 2f7434be9..cde7a27c2 100644
--- a/src/sidebar.mjs
+++ b/src/sidebar.mjs
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@
 export const sidebar = [
   { label: "Home", slug: "index" },
   { slug: "overview" },
+  { slug: "silly" },
   {
     label: "Getting Started Tutorial",
     collapsed: true,