messages.py

BROKLYN_99_QUOTES = [
    'Title of your sex tape.',
    'The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.',
    'A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell.',
    'Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.',
    'Captain Wuntch. Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?',
    'Well, no one asked you. It’s a self-evaluation.',
    'I don’t want to hang out with some stupid baby who’s never met Jake.'
]