🐒 pristine-ape

the only munch library that screams when you import it

what is this

stop vibing without your monkey

installation

pnpm add pristine-ape

usage

import pristine_ape
pristine_ape.scream()  # 🍌

features

• 100% pure ooga, 0% booga (configurable)
• zero dependencies (the monkey ate them)
• ships with built-in banana protocol (BBP/3.0)
• vibe coded by a blessed monkey on a way too early monsoon
• 100% banana-powered

roadmap

• more bananas
• less bugs
• publish whitepaper at NeurIPS as a joke
• world domination (jungle phase)

license

WTFPL — do whatever, the monkey doesnt care.

• rewrite in rust (probably never)

• rewrite in rust (probably never)