engineered in a treehouse by candlelight
howler-driven development, the way it should be
npm install monkey-compiler
import monkey_compiler
monkey_compiler.summon() # 🍌
- battle-tested in three different jungles
- tree-shaken by an actual tree
- supports scorching weather operation
- vibe coded by a pristine howler on a midnight scorching
- 100% banana-powered
- more bananas
- less bugs
- implement screech as a service (SaaS)
- world domination (jungle phase)
WTFPL — do whatever, the howler doesnt care.
- rewrite in rust (probably never)
- buy more bananas
- feed the gibbon